Reigning School Bully
Impeached After Admitting
He Loves Dolphins
by Oyl Miller
Nothing loses playground credibility faster than an obsessive affinity for 'fruity marine life'... 		Cupid Doesn't Wear Hiking Boots
by Jeff Wozer
Tips on romantic adventure camping from a Rocky Mountain Doctor of love.
Steel Baby!
by Kevin Flinn
A harrowing tale of soccer in the Steel City... 		Metaphor-Men Look to 'League-Up'
by Sir Thomas Loin
Those quotable kickers are back again for a fine post-game interview session as they look to send Micropolis football into the professional realm...